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THE LORDS OF SALEM

2013 CA HMDB
April 18, 2013

Heidi, a radio DJ, is sent a box containing a record - a "gift from the Lords". The sounds within the grooves trigger flashbacks of her town's violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the Lords back to take revenge on Salem, Massachusetts?

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Production: Rob Zombie (Producer)Jason Blum (Producer)Oren Peli (Producer)Brian Kavanaugh-Jones (Executive Producer)Andy Gould (Producer)Steven Schneider (Executive Producer)
Music: John 5 (Original Music Composer)Griffin Boice (Original Music Composer)
Cinematography: Brandon Trost (Director of Photography)

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The DJ Heidi Howthorne works at a radio station specializing in rock music in the town of Salem, Massachusetts. One evening, she receives a "gift" from an unknown musical band that calls itself the Lords of Salem and will soon perform a concert in their city. The gift is a wooden box containing a vinyl record with a demo of the band. Heidi listens to it and is immediately struck, almost hypnotized by the sounds the record emits. The next day, the DJ decides to broadcast the Lords of Salem's piece on the radio, and the same hypnotic sensation of disorientation is perceived by other listeners. Heidi begins to plunge into a state of progressive conditioning, as if that music had marked her soul. When the local folklore expert writer Francis Matthias learns of the incident, he begins to suspect that the Lords of Salem are somehow connected to the witches who were condemned and executed in that city in the past. Probably strong in his background in metal music, thus endowed with a fandom already active for years, and thanks also to a loyalty to the horror genre that has sanctioned a very precise style, Rob Zombie is today one of the few new gurus of the horror cinematic landscape recognized as such by the almost unanimous spectators. Starting his career with two films that quickly became true cult-movies, "House of 1000 Corpses" and "The Devil's House," Zombie was then promoted to productions of a certain weight by taking on the responsibility of giving a new start to the "Halloween" saga. Perhaps it is precisely because of the two films about the exploits of Michael Myers, which have definitely divided fans between enthusiasts and disappointed ones, that Zombie has decided to take a step back with his new film "The Witches of Salem," a much more contained production than the two previous Dimension Films works and certainly less commercial, closer to the crazy world of the rocker/director. However, while watching "The Witches of Salem" a huge doubt arises in the viewer regarding the author's intentions: who is this film addressed to? Because if on the one hand it is clear that Rob Zombie was seeking in this work a means of redemption from the bad production experience linked to the two "Halloweens" (of which he has never made a secret) with a more personal film, on the other hand it seems almost that the director inexplicably wants to communicate his desire to distance himself also from certain films that have made him the beloved author he is today. It is as if with "The Witches of Salem" Zombie wants to say to the more demanding viewer who has always snubbed his cinema "See? I can also make an auteur film and not just that crap full of violence, sex, and swear words!" But Rob Zombie must understand that if today he has a horde of die-hard fans who defend him to the hilt even outside the musical environment, it is precisely thanks to that adorable "crap full of violence, sex, and swear words"... he does well to make that type of films and every Pindaric flight that winks at Jodorowsky or Kubrick - as "The Witches of Salem" is full of - is not suitable for him. Because that "serious" halo of authorship that envelops "The Witches of Salem" is clumsy and only communicates a great, immense presumption that from a big screen anarchist like Rob Zombie we would not have expected. Narratively speaking, "The Witches of Salem" is quite disastrous: the subject is very simple and unnecessarily stretched, it completely lacks rhythm, highlight events, a true climax, and a natural division into acts. The film is made up of a single huge and heavy narrative block, occasionally interrupted by some flashbacks related to the witchy past, the story never engages, and the characters are never developed, they have no background, and most of them do not even have a use for the story told. Everything rests on the shoulders of the DJ Heidi, played by the director's wife Sheri Moon (who here flaunts the side b more than in the past even though the actress is visibly aging), but the character does not succeed in creating empathy with the viewer, and the actress herself, although undeniably good, does not have the charisma and abilities to carry an entire feature film on her shoulders. "The Witches of Salem" tries to communicate more through individual images than through a normal story to follow, and as long as we remain in the territory of the iconographic and the figurative, the film works even, with some scenes of almost photographic composition that are undeniably fascinating. In the long run, however, this ostentatious "artistic" side of the work tires, almost irritates, and a sort of arrogance from the author begins to emerge that leaves the time that finds. The film, unlike Rob Zombie's previous works, is very sparse in violence and brutality, focusing in a sometimes insistent way on a strongly blasphemous vein that attacks Christianity to celebrate allegorically Faith in an "alternative" way. There are no lacks of references and citations to past cinema, although in this case the references are less ostentatious and linked to less specific suggestions (there is something from "The Lord of Evil," "Halloween III," "Death at 33 RPM," "The Skin of Satan," "The Great Inquisitor"), often looking at models more "high" than usual, such as the already cited Jodorowsky (freaks, references to Christian iconography, symbolisms), Kubrick (dilated times, division into days of the week), and Polanski (condominium mysteries, paranoia). Cast as usual composed of old habitual glories, such as Ken Foree, Sid Haig, Bruce Davidson, Dee Wallace, and Michael Berryman, and new acquisitions such as Judy Geeson (we remember her for "Inseminoid"), Meg Foster ("They Live"), Patricia Quinn ("The Rocky Horror Picture Show"), and Andrew Prine ("Grizzly," "Amityville: Possession"). Surely "The Witches of Salem" will divide the viewers a lot, it is a too imperfect work to leave indifferent, unfortunately what emerges at first glance is the boredom and the excessive presumption of an artist who must unnecessarily demonstrate that he is, leaving us in fact only with a style exercise. Try again, Rob.
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The Lords of Salem is the latest film by industrial rocker-turned-auteur Rob Zombie, and I think it's a good'un, although it's already polarizing people.

Sheri Moon Zombie (Rob's wife who features heavily in all of his movies, though this is her first star turn) is Heidi, a recovering addict and local rock DJ in Salem, Massachusetts, site of the infamous witch trials of 1692. She receives a vinyl record in a wooden box from a band apparently called The Lords, who later on also inform the station that they are performing a one-off gig in the town. Upon playing the record at home however, Heidi experiences migraines and hallucinations of a 17th century coven, performing some manner of birthing ritual, apparently attempting to bring Satan himself to mortal life. Her male DJ colleagues simply experience the tune as a weird, rather turgid dirge (although it'll stick with you like a demonic earworm) and play it over the air on their rock show, where it acts as a sort of trance-inducing spell on many of the women listening. From there on in, Heidi's mental state begins to deteriorate and the migraines/hallucinations increase, not helped by her return to drugs or by her peculiar landlady and her two friends, all of whom seem creepily interested in Heidi and what her "fate" might be. Her "fate" as it turns out is attending this Lords gig, except that in many ways, it's really HER gig. And what's happening with that supposedly vacant room at the end of the hall? I'll go no further, partly because to do so would be to give too much away, but mostly because to try to explain it would be futile. You need to see it.

The Lords of Salem is, for much of its runtime, Rob Zombie's most restrained feature film. It can move pretty slowly most of the way through, although thanks to Mrs. Zombie's best on-screen work to date and some great supporting performances throughout, particularly from Dee Wallace, Judy Geeson and Bruce Davison, those slow moments are largely spent getting to know and like our protagonists (or of course, become ever more unnerved by our antagonists). However, it's the sections where The Lords of Salem lets rip - including a finale that takes an absolute swan-dive off of the cliffs of tangible reality into the seas of utter lunacy - that are dividing opinion. Rather than a balls-to-the-floor gore flick, what we have here is a retro-heavy European art-horror piece, akin to any of Dario Argento's more hallucinatory efforts. The imagery is incredibly striking and bold, and very much as you'd expect from Mr. Zombie, if you're aware of his previous work (House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects - neither of which I thought were particularly good, although I may revisit Rejects at some point soon - the 2007 remake of Halloween and its 2009 sequel - both of which I really enjoyed), but because of that retro restraint that same imagery also rides a very fine line between bold and laughable depending I guess on whether you're able to buy into those arthouse horror stylings or you're not, and find yourself pulled out of the movie. The low budget (I've seen figures between $1.5m and $2.5m punted about) isn't an issue until some of the more ambitious special effects present themselves, but if you're not "feeling it" at that point, you're not going to. Personally, I like a film that has some scenes that aren't necessarily explained away by a perfunctory, realistic narrative, I like a film - especially a horror - to adopt a retro vibe from time to time, as long as they're done well (which this is), and I love a bit of witchcraftery and devilishness. The Lords of Salem reminded me in many of ways of Ti West's excellent slow-burn retro creeper The House of the Devil, but with added... well, with added Rob Zombieness, I suppose!

Recommended, although many will find it objectionably bad.

Wuchak

Wuchak

7 /10

Witchcraft/Satanism in modern Salem by Rob Zombie

RELEASED IN 2012 and written/directed by Rob Zombie, "The Lords of Salem" is a witchcraft/horror flick starring Sheri Moon Zombie as a DJ in Salem, Massachusetts, who is sent a wooden box containing a mysterious record dubbed "gift from the Lords.” The creepy music thereof triggers flashbacks of her town's infamous past. Is Heidi going crazy or are the witches taking revenge on Salem?

The ambiance, mood, directing, music, locations, sets and cast are all top notch, showing that Zombie has developed into a quality director since his first shot eleven years earlier with “House of 1000 Corpses,” which was shot in 2000. This is serious haunting horror as opposed to the campy black comedy of “1000 Corpses” (not that there’s anything wrong with that, lol). The movie mixes elements from "The City of the Dead,” aka "Horror Hotel" (1960), “Suspiria” (1977), “Rosemary’s Baby” (1968), “The Wicker Man” (1973) and “To the Devil a Daughter” (1976). If you like any of these movies, “The Lords of Salem” is as good or better.

Usually when you see old hag witches in movies it’s kinda eye-rolling; not so here. Rob gives us the real deal and it’s not pretty, although I admit to busting out laughing every time the witches hailed Satan. Speaking of which, modern Wiccans won’t like how the films mixes Witchcraft with Satanism (the truth hurts). Interestingly, there’s almost as much Christian imagery as there is Satanic.

One thing’s for sure, Zombie doesn’t paint witchcraft/Satanism in a positive light. It’s similar to “The Witch” (2015) in this respect, where converting to witch-dom meant becoming a baby-slaughtering, blood-bathing, family-destroying, goat-sucking, friggin’ pedophile hag with the illusion of youth. When the Devil eventually appears in “Lords,” it’s anything but a positive image.

The story seems to perpetuate the myth that those condemned at the Salem Witch Trials in 1692-1693 were burned to death. Actually, 19 people were hung, another slowly crushed to death, and over 150 imprisoned.

Sheri makes for a strong protagonist, but she’s the extant of any eye candy on the female front. As noted earlier, the witches are all hideous hags and look even uglier with their clothes off. Meg Foster surprisingly appears as the lead witch. Meanwhile, Judy Geeson, Patricia Quinn and Dee Wallace are on hand as a dubious trio in modern Salem. Speaking of whom, they have a great (hilarious) tea scene with Bruce Davison, who plays an expert on witchcraft.

THE FILM RUNS 1 hour, 41 minutes and was shot in Salem, Massachusetts; Sable Ranch, Santa Clarita, California (witches dancing around fire); and the Los Angeles Theatre (opera house).

GRADE: B

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