MACHETE KILLS
Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
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Cast
Danny Trejo
Machete
Mel Gibson
Voz
Demián Bichir
Mendez
Amber Heard
Miss San Antonio
Michelle Rodriguez
Luz
Sofía Vergara
Desdemona
Charlie Sheen
Mr. President
Lady Gaga
La Camaleón
Antonio Banderas
El Camaleón 4
Walton Goggins
El Camaleón 1
Cuba Gooding Jr.
El Camaleón 2
Vanessa Hudgens
Cereza
Alexa PenaVega
Killjoy
Marko Zaror
Zaror
Tom Savini
Osiris Amanpour
William Sadler
Sheriff Doakes
Julio Oscar Mechoso
Chepo
Callie Hernandez
Space Babe
Billy Blair
Billy Blair
Samuel Davis
Clebourne
Crew
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Dark Jedi
I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture.
I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent.
Charlie Sheen as a president was a real really poor choice of actor. Mel Gibson as Voz was better and I have to confess that I do like Michelle Rodriguez. Lady Gaga? Well, “bof” as the French say.
Machete himself, which to me was one of the main reasons for watching the movie, was also a bit of a disappointment. He walked through the movie like he was just boored being on the set. There was never any real spark.
At the end of the movie I have to say that I felt a little disappointed. As I wrote, I did like it but it never reached the levels of enjoyment that I hoped for.
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