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BATTLESHIP

2012 JP HMDB
April 11, 2012

When mankind beams a radio signal into space, a reply comes from ‘Planet G’, in the form of several alien crafts that splash down in the waters off Hawaii. Lieutenant Alex Hopper is a weapons officer assigned to the USS John Paul Jones, part of an international naval coalition which becomes the world's last hope for survival as they engage the hostile alien force of unimaginable strength. While taking on the invaders, Hopper must also try to live up to the potential that his brother, and his fiancée's father—an Admiral—expect of him.

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Production: Sarah Aubrey (Producer)Peter Berg (Producer)Brian Goldner (Producer)Duncan Henderson (Producer)Bennett Schneir (Producer)Scott Stuber (Producer)
Screenplay: Erich Hoeber (Screenplay)Jon Hoeber (Screenplay)
Music: Steve Jablonsky (Original Music Composer)Liam Westbrook (Original Music Composer)
Cinematography: Tobias A. Schliessler (Director of Photography)

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Roberto Giacomelli
In a solar system different from ours, a planet "G" with characteristics entirely similar to Earth is identified and therefore potentially inhabited by intelligent life forms. Scientists then decide to send a signal to establish a hypothetical contact with extraterrestrials. During a U.S. Navy military exercise in the Pacific, attended by brothers Alex and Stone Hopper, the first a layabout and the second a responsible person, the alien response arrives right at sea. The extraterrestrial race that inhabits planet "G", near collapse, is looking for a place to colonize and Earth presents itself to them as an optimal location. The U.S. Navy, allied with the Japanese fleet, will therefore have to undertake a naval battle with the alien invaders to defend the planet. This is a golden age for the historic toy production company Hasbro, as "Transformers" and "G.I. Joe" have become internationally successful cinematic sagas. Now it's the turn of another Hasbro game to transition to the cinema, but unlike the aforementioned action figure lines, this time the approach to the source material is slightly more "complex". We are talking about the mythical Battleship, a board game from which "Battleship" is incredibly derived. "Transformers" and "G.I. Joe" could benefit from pre-existing mythology, characters, events, and interactional dynamics that could easily be transposed to the big screen without much difficulty, but how do you handle Battleship in the same way? A gray and blue plastic block with coordinates and colored white and red markers were the only visual support that the screenwriters had, while the "B9 – missed" or "C7 – sunk" was the only narrative certainty they had to adhere to. You will understand that under these conditions making the movie "Battleship" meant starting from scratch with only a title as a fixed point. In this sense, the Hoeber brothers, who with "Whiteout – Incubo bianco" and "Red" had subscribed to comic book adaptations, manage to do their best and give a solidity and coherence to the script of "Battleship" that not everyone expected. But concretely, what is the movie "Battleship"? A colossal action and science fiction film, in which the dynamics of the board game are used to tell an alien invasion movie. In this sense, it is interesting to note how the fear of the extraterrestrial invader is back in vogue in American cinema (but not only!) precisely at a time when conflicts between superpowers are no longer the main headlines of international news. Before "Skyline" and especially "World Invasion", now "Battleship", it is clear the intention to capitalize on the fears of Americans for a threat that comes from the outside (of national borders?) and that could redefine the geography and dynamics of power. Normally, this type of film is typical of the day after major international conflicts precisely to link recent events to fiction in an amalgam of the collective imagination that does not go too far to clash with the good taste of the tragedies in progress. And it is interesting to note that "Battleship", just like "World Invasion" (but also the recent "Act of Valor", although of a different genre), tends to the valorization of the U.S. Army exalting it as a hero in all respects. Propaganda films? Maybe. But in the case of "Battleship" the intention is avoided by using a less solemn linguistic register than usual and more oriented towards pure entertainment, not lacking in self-irony. And so the celebration of war veterans becomes at the same time the most patriotic but also the most ironic and fun moment of the film. Very good, then, the work on the screenplay that knows how to handle the characters and the loud action without sacrificing the characterization of the former and affecting the repetitiveness of the latter. But much of the credit goes to director Peter Berg, proven in action blockbusters like "Hancock" and "The Kingdom", capable of giving the film a great rhythm and optimal management of the most spectacular scenes without ever falling into the easy trap of boring and excessively fine action for its own sake. And if the duration of over 130 minutes can be scary bringing to mind – by genre relevance – the last two very heavy "Transformers", you can rest assured because "Battleship" flows and entertains. Obviously keep in mind that we are always and anyway talking about a "loud" blockbuster, often exaggeratedly unrealistic and perhaps too noisy, but in its genre it knows how to do its job well for which it was designed: to entertain. Cast of small and big names, with at the helm the Taylor Kitsch recently seen in "John Carter", accompanied by Alexander Skarsgard ("Straw Dogs"), Brooklyn Decker ("My Fake Fiance"), pop star Rihanna in her big screen debut, Tadanobu Asano ("Thor"), the real U.S. Army colonel Greg Gadson and in a supporting role Liam Neeson. Really excellent the visual effects and not bad the look of the aliens who, when protected by the armor, resemble a lot the characters of the video game "Halo". Classic popcorn movie perfectly suited for a night at the cinema with friends. P.S. Do not leave the room before the end of the credits, there is a surprise!
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John Chard

John Chard

5 /10

It rhymes with ship!

Actually that's a little unfair, for those after a two hour plus movie of noise and robotic like destruction, then this has a modicum of popcorn frivolity about it. But it's all so vacuous, any semblance of a story is given over for a chance to show some Transformers effects work, the human characters constantly an afterthought as they play second fiddle to another CGI action scene. It feels like an extended toy advertisement, the acting is sub-standard and the editing - appropriately enough for the film's setting - is akin to a bout of sea sickness. The action sequences all carry a familiarity about them, while like their human counterparts, the alien foe here are devoid of any rhyme or reason as to their motive and being.

Cash infused metallic porn at its most tiresome. 5/10

Dark Jedi

6 /10

I have to say that I enjoyed this movie. The visual effects are great, the alien designs are interesting and there’s lots of explosive hardware flying around. Although not exactly a very logical/practical design I did like the cool rolling “balls” of destruction that the aliens where using. Seeing the “Mighty Mo” in action was of course an additional plus. It’s really a shame that these magnificent floating fortresses have become obsolete.

However, the enjoyment brought by this movie was almost purely one of visual effects. Well, I generally like Liam Neeson as well but not much else in this movie was of any higher standards. The story is the usual Hollywood stuff. The holes in the logic are big enough to drive, well, a battleship through. For instance, the aliens can come from far away, navigate between the stars, but they cannot avoid accidentally colliding with a satellite in earth orbit? Come on.

It unfortunately becomes even worse when they decide to fire up the Missouri. I could live with the fact that there’s no way that a handful of veterans could have gotten that ship into running state. I could even live with the fact that the film ignores that it would take days to fire the ship up from cold storage even under optimal circumstances and with a full crew. But what really got me pissed off is when they drop the anchor to make a “hand break turn” and turn the ship around on a dime actually sliding the ship on the water. What the fuck !!!

How utterly ignorant, dumb, stupid can you become as a Hollywood producer/scriptwriter/director? I’m actually being kind to these morons now because if the people that wrote that scene is not total idiots then they are assuming that the audience are such idiots which would be even worse.

That part alone dropped it two stars for me. I still gave it 6 out of 10 because I enjoyed the visual effects and the sea battles so much.

The Movie Mob

The Movie Mob

6 /10

Battleship might have sunk at the box office, but it's still an entertaining disaster to enjoy if you have some time to spare and nothing else to do.

I literally watched this movie in theaters on my honeymoon - not the greatest choice for the first movie as a married couple, but thankfully she stuck with me 😂. Battleship swung for the fences in hopes of being the next Transformers and struck out. I can't say that it was a surprise that a movie based on the board game where you blindly guess where your opponent's boats are on a grid wasn't a mega-hit. There wasn't much there, to begin with, but sprinkling an alien menace on top makes everything better, right? Sadly, it did not. The effects weren't quite there, and some of the acting and characters were outrageously bad. But even with all that being said, Battleship, with the right expectations, is still an entertaining movie! Taylor Kitsch is a fun actor. Rihanna makes a feature film debut. Liam Neeson pops up. Aliens are blown up. Shut your brain off and embrace the nonsensical goofy action.

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